Meridian 59: Shards
Obfuscatory Document
Original Meridian 59 client artwork; used with project permission.

The inventory

Obfuscatory Document

The words 'MAKE SHILLINGS FAST' are boldly printed across the top of this scroll (and, strangely enough, the same words are printed upside-down at the bottom.) The rest of the parchment is covered with layer upon layer of doublespeak the like of which you have never seen in your life. Try as you might to eke some sliver of meaning out of the jumble of words, you simply cannot make head or tail of it.

Value
10
Weight
3
Bulk
10